Public News

Last few months have been chaotic here and I apologize!  I've been slacking on my work because I was at capacity just running the site so when things started going wrong I started falling behind.  Well no more!  I'm hiring an employee.

Are you excited? I'm excited.  And terrified.  lol.

Anyway, it's down to two ladies right now, I'm in the final round of interviews and then you'll be able to welcome a new sexy lady on board behind the scenes here.

Lots of stuff is changing right now.  We're doing a redesign of the site, we're looking for new cam vendors to host our hour-long members shows.  We've applied for a merchant's license to finally get the store up and running like it should and we're looking at relaunching the other Killer Bea media websites again.  That's a whole lot of work.  Aren't you glad that soon I'll have another lady by my side to help me with this?

I've been working on a new upgrade to the site.  There have been a lot of snags on things involving problems with the store etc. but I'm hoping that it'll be done soon!!

I'm such a total wreck right now you guys, it's amazing, seriously. I got in from Costa Rica yesterday and got an endoscopy first thing this morning.  They tell you not to do anything like driving or making important decisions for 12 hours after the procedure and they mean it.  I apologize for the late update but I kinda thought they were hedging their bets for safety's sake.  I didn't have time to do the update yesterday so I thought, "No problem, I'll just do it after the endoscopy."  WRONG.

I don't remember anything from about 10 am  to about 5:30 pm.  RP says I was pretty awesomely hilarious though.  They gave me a drink and he said that even though I had passed out so totally hardcore in his car that I had lolled my head all the way into the seatbelt holder I never let go of the drink.  He tells me that he asked me what the drink was and I just slowly, slowly picked it up, looked at it and extended my tongue into the cup and fell asleep again. 

"You stayed that way for several minutes.  I didn't really know what to do."

I remember having a dream about looking over terra cotta tiles with someone, which explains why I asked RP, "What are we going to do with all these tiles?" whilst staring at the floor of his car.

I can only begin to wonder why -as he related to me later- I grabbed his arm, looked earnestly and confusedly into his eyes and said, "but. but no. We're on PLUTO."

Hours later I'm still having trouble putting my thoughts together.

Hey guys, I've been given an opportunity to go to Costa Rica with the Edwins again and get some more stellar shots like the last ones!  Unfortunately this was a last minute thing so I didn't plan on a make up update for this webcam show.  Next week I'll do an extra show for y'all to make up.  Don't worry, there will still be an update on Tuesday, I just didn't have anything that I could quick edit and put up. Sorry about that folks.

If you are having ANY problems logging in to the website or viewing content today ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL please let me know immediately.  I'm working on a redesign of the site on my test server and sometimes the security program I have protecting the content on the live site goes insane when I mess with a copy of the site on the test server.

I'm changing the updates to Friday instead of Thursday.  Having only one day in between the updates has become super stressful to me, especially since I've been having problems with the videos importing into the computer in sporadic, strange ways lately.

You may have noticed that sometimes the update posts at noon est and sometimes at 1 pm est.  Well, that's because the server didn't change over with daylight savings time.  Sometimes I remember that I've got to post for 11 and not noon and sometimes I don't.  I've changed the time on the server now, so it thinks it's an hour earlier than it really is, but okay, that kludge works.

I keep checking in at the poll, "who was the better joker".  Heath Ledger is winning by over half.  MAN.  You guys are DARK.  Whatever happened to the kinder, gentler Batman with his gently psychotic and mischevious Joker?  I mean really.  My vote was for Mark Hamil or Jack Nicholson.

OMG!  Why didn't anybody TELL me that the update didn't go up today?!  Now I'm picturing a whole room of ppl just muttering annoyedly that lunch hasn't shown up but nobody going to ask the kitchen where lunch is.  Not that it's your job to make sure the item you've been promised is coming, but seriously, please let me know if something is wrong.  I had no idea that the protocol for handling a text update is different than a video or photo update so I handled it wrong when I set the server to...well, serve it.

I apologize a thousand times!

It had never really occurred to me that I've set my site to display the time and date across the upper left of the site.  I was staring at my name in the logo, thinking about changing the font when I noticed it.  Why would a porn site have a timestamp?  That has no reason to be there.  Hey!  I'm informative!  I want to make sure you know what time it is.  You know, in case you get confused easily, or check my site before you head off to work in the morning, like the time stamp on the top of CNN.com or something.

If you and I do an hour long private show on my camz webcam I'll email you a link where you can get your first month membership to my site for only 99 cents.  If I forget to mention this, please remind me at the end of the video.  If we get cut off before I can get your email address please email me, isobelwren @gmail.com 

When I'm live on cam there will be a picture at the top of this page that tells you.  Just click the picture or the link in this news item to get straight to me.

Good news everybody!  Farnsworth aside, this is actually good news!  Previously seen webcam shows are now available to members.  Go to the webcam page and underneath the webcam description and link previous shows are clearly viewable.  They're HUH-UGE files, so only the most recent one is visible, the rest are links underneath that one.

Whoops! I forgot to take into account time differences when I scheduled the update to go up today.  I confused myself and my computer and tanked the update accidentally.  The good news is that I get to test out my webcam for the update tonight!  I'm on Pacific time today guys, I'll be sending out an email to members this evening about the impromptu webcam (which should finally be working!

Member a011 pointed out that there is an ugly error log in the rotating updates block.  If you're checking out the site right now I'm aware that the block is missing and/or weird.  If it's doing weird stuff that's because I'm working on fixing it.  Thanks a011!

Hey guys,  I'm going to be mucking about with the site tonight.  Don't be frightened if something winks on and off for a moment :)

Yes and no.  My domain server had an error where they thought I'd canceled my domain.  HECK NO!  Not when I just got this started again!!  I contacted them and their crack-shot technical support team got right on it.  So, the website didn't go down, but some parts of the internet thought it did.  Again, changes should propagate soon and the site should be visible to all immediamente.  I suppose that's preaching to the choir, since if you can see this, you're not having problems getting here!  lol.

The webcam is on the way!  I've just completed stage 2 of 3 and I'm waiting for confirmation.  The webcam should be functional in less than a week, and I'll have a schedule to put up for you then!  Look for the poll here to give your thoughts on when the shows should be.

Thanks for pointing it out, in fixing the problem with the member-login, the links to the join page changed.  Thank you to the folks who pointed it out!  I'm sending them a very sexy photo to say thank you.  That's fixed now, join at will!

Boy, this public news section is beginning to look like the changelog for a software release.  "yep.  There was a problem, I fixed it." 

Hello members,

Some members are having a problem signing in.  Thank you to Misfit4Leaf for pointing it out.  Now that it has been brough to my attention I am fixing it.  The changes are in place, they will take a little bit of time to propagate around the intarwebs and settle in.  The process has been started and it will be fixed today.

Meanwhile, if you are having problems you can do one of two things

1) direct your browser to www.isobelwren.com instead of isobelwren.com

2)Make sure that my site is allowed to open pop-ups or new windows (I promise I don't have those porn site popups).  Log in at the top of the screen where it directs you to log in and then, if another login pops up and prompts you to log in when you click on members-only content, log in there too.  Close that window and go back to the site, you'll be able to see members-only content now.

I'm sending you an email with this information too.  I don't want anyone to get locked out, I have so much to share with you!

Thanks again Misfit4Leaf!

Isobel

 

Welcome to the relaunch of IsobelWren.com!  I'm pretty excited about it.